Chuck Palahniuk (via the-caffeinejunkie)

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You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.

coelasquid:

chutohanpa:

Art&Animation by Todd Lockwood
http://www.tolo.biz

It literally just occurred to me watching this that the head tracking thing birds do keeps their heads from bobbling around while they fly.

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kissmycatastrophe:

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER

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roboinvisabunny:

squidowlrobot:

daisy-chain4satan:

wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:

Stephen Fry, the closest thing there is to a deity in my life.

i wish more people would understand this.

he’s an atheist, which is weird because i often think he may be a god. 

I’m glad someone else has said this. Someone people listen to.

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When asked how she would feel about kissing Rupert or Dan.

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EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS WRITING IN ALL CAPS ABOUT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FANDOMS AND I FEEL LIKE CHANDLER

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sorrydean:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

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